August 2010
2 posts
June 2010
1 post
May 2009
2 posts
“When life gives you lemons, just say fuck the lemons and bail.”
– Kunu, Forgetting Sarah Marshall)
April 2009
3 posts
“Always tip your bartender before you pay and you will never be the last to get a...”
– My Bartender
maxwell's dick rant.
Max: My dicks so big you can see it from space.
Me: Is that right?
Max: My dicks so big I have to pay for two seats when I fly.
Me: My dicks so big your moms vagina felt tight.
Max: My dicks so big you moms butthole felt tight.
Me: Asshole...